My name is Joe. I'm from New Jersey. I was born as a baby in 1998 and later grew into a full sized human being.

I'm a Pisces, and I've been hit by a few cars. I've broken many bones in my life, and I have bled plenty.

I used to work at Dollar General but not anymore.

My dreams and goals in life are to not die in my 20s and to not have cancer ever again.

One day I want to have $1,000 and to get plastic surgery that makes me look like Regis Philbin.

Thank you for your time and for not killing me with rocks, knives, or other objects.